- Sit down at a table of strangers without asking.
- Tell them to buy you a beer because it’s a holiday celebrating an important figure in U.S. history and you are the same race of said figure.
- After 30 minutes of listening to you beg for a free beer, get angry when they ask you to leave them alone.
- Tell 5thape “Sit your ass down and drink your beer,” when he looks over to see what’s going on. 5thape likes to enjoy his Black Butte Porter at his own pace.
- Push the girl who’s trying to defuse the situation.
This is not how you get a free beer. This is how you get your head combed back and then tossed onto the sidewalk.
I don’t know what I was more offended by, the fact he pushed a girl or that he believed MLK’s martyrdom had entitled him to a free beer. Either way, pretty sad.